Educake Reviews 274

i didnt do my homework and its not my fault because educake is a bad site and should get deleted because when im playing clash royale prince mega knight deck i feel stressed as my science teachers keep dropping 50 question educakes and i dont want to do it becase im grinding anime crusaders and watching AIB so i dont have time to do educake

I was gooning to pay gorn, but then i suddenly got a notification from Educake to complete my homework, me, (filled with rage) busted everywhere, all over the walls and then in the midst of that, my dog walked in and started dancing playing clash royale at the same time. He then jumped out the window and WWE slammed my nan on our driveway. Horrible experience, wouldn't recommend.

One day i was gooning to adrian explaining his friend group, when i had a sudden realisation that my homework hadnt been done. Ts educake website so ahh. Its like going to get a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter but you end up paying a dollar instead. I rate this app -67 out of 10 goons. Even adrian wouldnt mog it. Whoever made ts is not dudeman. This is the opposite of w speed. L speed. Me and tralelero tralala got a crown win on fortnite but we couldnt keep playing because i had educake homework due tomorrow at skibidi school. This is the ultimate anti- gooner app. Gooners stay away.

I was on educake when i found out tim cheese killed john pork, it ruined me. I cried 67 times until adrian explained his friend group. If it werent for this i wouldnt have got a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter. Im a dudeman
W speed but L educake

I Was randomly trying to fly over the sun but then a solar flare of notifications saying my homework is due so i had to travel at light speed into my nanny's backyard to start writing. NOT A GOOD APP.

save my sanity...

I was playing Fortnite on the school Chromebook when my grandad got boxed like a fish by Sir Spaghetti III and slipped on a banana peel straight into the Tesco meal deal aisle. He sprained 42 toes and then decided to ride a shopping trolley all the way to Greggs. For only 50p they sold him an invisible sausage roll, but the emotional damage was priceless

I was using educake and my nan got 200 pumped by ballarina capucinna and fell down the syndrome stairs. She broke 67 bones and then proceeded to go to Adrian’s barber shop to get her leg hairs chopped off. The haircut only cost a quarter but the experience was very distressing.

i think educake has it's pros, of being a quick quiz that helps you review your content whenever you teacher wants you to. but when you want cake on the beach, it's actually educake up your yk, and it decides to give you 25 questions with a percentage limit minimum of 95% and you screwed up the first 1 questions and you have to spam all the rest of the questions wrong to restart the whole quiz before ant man bites your science teacher cheeks and flies up your butt and enlarges and explodes all of the muscle out of your skin just because you got a 92% instead of a 95. the cake's not even frostry or sweet and creamy. it's dry and full of an outdated 2009 website design that feels like amy is 0.00092 km away from you. so um yea i think educake is fine

Educake ruined my life. Educake does not even deserve 1 star.

AND the worst part is, I never got my cake.

Nah I opened this stupid app and when my dawg saw me on the app , it took my homework and fu ing ate all of it 😢 and now I can't finish my homework because your app is so mean to me and they said sfym lil bro to men, that's so disrespectful cuz it's I'm from the country men and that's a racismations :(

Educake is an absolute disaster of a platform. Whoever designed this clearly thought, “How can we make revision as joyless, clunky, and brain-meltingly awful as possible?” and then succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

The interface looks like it was built on a calculator from 1998. Grey boxes, ugly buttons, and zero effort put into making it remotely engaging. It doesn’t even try to look like a modern educational tool — it’s like staring into the beige void of boredom.

The questions? Don’t even get me started. Half are insultingly simplistic (“What is 2+2?”), and the other half are worded so poorly you’d think they were written by a random text generator. And when you do answer, you’ll probably still get it marked wrong for some trivial nonsense — like typing “oxygen” instead of “O₂.” Instead of rewarding knowledge, Educake punishes you for not being a mind-reader.

The feedback system is a joke. Got it wrong? Tough luck. Here’s the same useless answer you already knew, with no explanation. It doesn’t teach you, it just tells you you’re wrong — like a smug teacher’s pet that lives inside your computer.

And let’s be real: the only people who pretend to like Educake are teachers, because it saves them a bit of marking. Students? We’re stuck slogging through mind-numbing, soul-crushing busywork that makes you hate the subject you’re supposed to be learning. It kills motivation, it kills curiosity, and it replaces actual education with a checkbox-ticking nightmare.

Educake is not a learning tool. It’s a punishment disguised as “revision.” If the goal was to suck every last drop of joy out of learning and replace it with monotony, congratulations, Educake — you nailed it.

Final verdict: 0/10. Burn it, delete it, bury it. Anything but make another student suffer through it.

i.hate.educake.
my life was at peace until a fine tuesday evening when i was forced to log into this honking app,if not i would be utterly torchered by mr jones.this is when my life chnaged.depression has never hit me so hard,draining my soul question by question.Do not let your child log into this app.

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One skibidi night, i was gooning to skibidi toilet while eating a greggs sausage roll and realised that i have a stupid science quiz due the same day. Unfortunately, i didn't thank Beyonce and combusted because the mark scheme is not very alpha and strict af. Ballerina Cappuccina would not aprove. Ts ain't funny anymore.

i got confused on the homepage of how to navigate the app

When I was commissioned with this piece of media by the CCP, the minute I logged on my social credit immediately dropped to negative. Within seconds Xi Jinping was at my door and no matter how much I tried to persuade him that I was in fact a loyal party member they soon arrested me and I was sent away to a camp in the Chinese wilderness. My family soon followed and we were worked to death for our treason. Everyone I ever knew was then told that I had fallen out of a window. The few that argued were shot. If you do not want to end up like the thousands that surround me in my singular room of sleeping, DO NOT AT ANY COST use this app.

i was doing my educake planing to eat my chromebook after and suddenly i heard photosynthesis in my head and my nan started gooning becuase shes transgender and done a backflip then started to eat grass

i got every question wrong and a ominous shadow appeared behind me it was the science teacher lurking ready to give me a detention EVERY SINGLE TIME.