Educake Reviews 274

Day 32 of educake Honestly lads after a fatal car accident I thought I would never walk again, until I saw educake on the board, I then walked out the classroom leaving my chair with sticky bombs inside, I locked all the students inside while the bombs went off. Day 67 woke up In a mental asylum.. it turns out it was never real ,my classroom was never real, my accident was never real. But educake was.. I’m coming for you educake. Sleep with one eye open 👁️

In the year of our lord, 1667, my Tutor ordered me to begin attendance on this god forsaken application. He spoke to me that I must not halt usage until the year of our lord 1767. Once I began usage of the application, I realised that thy app was a faulty piece of equipment as it caused our village settlement to be raided and brutally pillaged! And then my nan (Bless her soul) got 200 pumped by our lord's rival, Sir Bombalido Croco 3rd, he then proceeded to goon all over my nan (Bless her soul) as he t-bagged her. I have not recovered from the trama I gained from that day of the year of our lord, 1669. Not long after that day, Sir Bombalido Croco 3rd entered my humble abode and 360 no scoped my granny with a Hunting Rifle sourced from the hit game, Fortnite; this day ,once again, stuck into my brain as trama that will stay for the rest of my forsakened experiance on the planetary existance.

So, all tutors of the youth, BE WARNED. If you deside to sign the scroll alowing usage of this appllication, THINK ONCE MORE as it may cause forever trama to your students!

Yours Truely - Archie Vonboxulas Boxson Dent 8th

I was gooning with diddy while miss t.douglas from chace community school was tickling my nutsack i swear of miss graphines waist life this happend and mr dawson likes touching the girls in pe changing rooms on miss emanuals oral hygine i saw this happend and this happend sevral times.

educake is an easy way for teachers to relax and do nothing and belazybut for student. to have nightmares and torture and unhuman ui

educake got me pregant (im a guy btw)
i was gooning to mango 67 phonk when the skibdi aura boss of the school licked my dih and i was so facanated that a white tear fell down my leg so i got off of rule 34 to see i have 67OOOO assignments missed from mrs karen and the 7 dwarves then the skibdi arua boss pulled out his MASSIVE dih and goones with me to the mango 67 phonk r34 then 9 months later i had the kid and mrs karen and the 7 dwaves dies :D

found 67 assignments

won't let me see the cake 🫩✌️💔

One night I was in the bath when a BIG HAIRY SCARY GREGGS SAUSSAGE ROLL came and slimed me. He shifted all over me and I stunk of cheap prices. Eventually the stink wore off but this app reminded the greggs sausage roll he had to slime me, which was painful.

i was gooning to mango phonk then i got a notification for educake that i had 67 asaignments to finish. this made me VERY angry so i gooned everywhere including on the 67 asaignments that were due so i got a detention at school so i did the cough dance and edged my way out of the detention. would not reccomend for people trying to get away with gooning

Good for homework but caused 2763 brainrot iPad kids to run to my house and ask "you gotta any games on your phone" before I ran out the window, realized i was on the second floor and there was a car coming, got thrown I to the air, traveled 2763 miles away, but found my way home.

Overall, great for homework! I recommend!

A 67 of the finest linguini, served with a side of pure, concentrated silence. The chef? Bombardiro Crocodilo, who emerged from the AI-generated fog of Naples with a single purpose: to serve the most brainrot-infested dish ever conceived. He wasn't a crocodile, not really. He was a fridge, powered by a single, mournful Italian text-to-speech voice that constantly narrated its own existence.
"Ecco, la pasta, è quasi pronta," the fridge-crocodilo sighed, its voice crackling with the static of existential dread. "Tralalero Tralala, a shark with three blue Nike sneakers, will be here soon."
The linguini, shimmering with an unholy glow, was not cooked in water. It was cooked in the tears of forgotten memes and the bitter nectar of TikTok algorithms. And then, the door swung open. It was not Tralalero. It was the number 67, but in physical form—a floating, iridescent entity that pulsed with the energy of a thousand inside jokes. It wobbled with a "so-so" hand motion, signifying its ambivalent existence.
Bombardiro Crocodilo slammed its fridge door shut. "Ah, the 67! My most loyal patron!"
But the 67 was not here for linguini. It was here for the aura. It pointed a non-existent finger at a corner of the restaurant, where a lone, confused customer—a bipedal cactus-elephant hybrid named Patatine-Cactus-Elefantino—sat and mewed into his plate. The 67 siphoned the aura from the cactus-elephant until the customer was reduced to a shimmering pile of dust and quiet desperation.
Bombardiro Crocodilo, unfazed, shrugged its non-existent shoulders. "The customer is always right," it narrated to itself. Then, it looked at the reader. "You get it, no cap?" it asked. The fridge hummed, and the linguini began to cook a second time, this time in the shimmering dust of a forgotten meme, and all was well in the brainrot-infested world of Italian food. And all was very, very mid.

Don't even listen to the 6 year olds who spam 1 star reviews. It's fine honestly.

I was gooning to lebron when skibidi toilet 200 pumped me I thought that my grandma would save me but she was stuck on her phone on educake she was screaming ahhhhhhhh lebron was confused aswell he was gooning to skibidi toilet

bruh
hi skibidis what the sigma

Big up dhfs free the man dem

Please help. I tried to do my educake and it blasted my nan into space and her panties fell off onto my face please don’t buy this app because it’s not good and makes nans blast off into space and their grandchildren will get a big slimy fat chunk of their panties.

This rinky dinky app impregnated me (i’m a man)
(They injected an egg cell into my nutsack)
(My sack exploded from holding a fetus)
(They did it to the second one)

Tried to do some educake after school which i admit wasnt very bosh, i ended up getting heavy sniped by the qeustions which wasnt very pleasing at all, wouldnt even consider giving one star seeming as educake is radioactive pushing bad vibes onto everyone even my nan! -5 stars :(