Avoid entirely
Eden Fitness, Ealing — Avoid Entirely
Grossly overrated and not worth a fraction of the membership fee. The pool is laughably small — more oversized bathtub than lap pool — and perpetually overcrowded. Staff range from indifferent to actively unpleasant, with basic courtesy appearing entirely optional. More troubling is a palpable undercurrent of racism in how members are treated: certain people are greeted warmly and assisted promptly while others are consistently ignored or addressed with barely concealed condescension.
My own experience confirmed every concern. After swimming, I placed my wet towel on a wooden rail near the sauna heater while using the jacuzzi. Membership director Pooma then approached — with a colleague in tow for effect — and loudly accused me of creating a fire hazard, claiming a soaking wet towel could “burst into flames.” This is self-evidently absurd; the dry timber surrounding the heater presents an infinitely greater risk. The intervention was plainly designed to humiliate me in front of other members, and it succeeded on that front.
The front desk encounter that followed was equally contemptible. Having already paid approximately £350 for a 90-day membership plus locker fees, I asked about extending by five days. I was quoted £30 per day — £150 total — for a club that advertises monthly access at £85. The arithmetic is not the point; the intent to humiliate was transparent.
To cap it all, my membership was subsequently cancelled without explanation and a promised refund has never materialised. Director Charles Stephen Bourne is blatantly dishonest and bears direct responsibility for both. No explanation, no follow-up, no accountability whatsoever.
Other reviewers have documented identical behaviour over many years — the same individual, the same pattern. When I sought contact details for the owner, staff refused, volunteering only that he lives in Dubai and is unreachable. He has held the directorship since 2003. That tells you everything you need to know about the culture this establishment has cultivated.
They turned off the water fountain years ago but conveniently sell water at the front desk. The management treats members with contempt with greed being the primary motivation.
Avoid entirely.








