Rotten fish nest with inadequate customers service
Once upon a time, there was a subscription boat renting company #Skipperi, that provided its customers with a video tutorial on how to clean their boats after usage. The company requested that customers leave the boats clean and tidy, and they even provided a tutorial to show us how it was done.
Being the diligent and responsible customer that I am, I followed the tutorial to the letter. I scrubbed, I wiped, I hosed down, I brushed, and I disposed of all the dirt and debris as instructed. Yet, every time I reported that the boats were left messy, the company did nothing about it. All I received were useless notifications in their application reminding people to clean the boats.
Then came the day when I rented the "fishing-free" boat, which turned out to be the dirtiest, smelliest, and most disgusting boat I had ever seen. There were human hair, dirt, rotting fish flash, and scales all around the boat, which not only grossed me out but also posed a serious health and safety threat.
I sent the company photos of the boat's condition as they had asked, and what was their response? They claimed that their crew, who was "looking after the boat," had used it and left it tidy. They even had the audacity to suggest that I, the customer who followed their tutorial, did not know how to identify the stench of fish and the presence of fish flash scattered all over the boat's surface.
I was incredulous! I had followed their tutorial to the letter, and I knew what a clean boat looked and smelled like. I sent them an email expressing my utter disbelief and disappointment with the way they handled the situation. I demanded that they take immediate action to address the issue and provide compensation for the cleaning expenses I incurred.
But what did the company do? They terminated my contract with them, effective immediately! Can you believe it? All because I dared to complain about their neglect and disregard for my complaints and the evidence I provided.
Well, I suppose it's for the best. I mean, who needs a company that doesn't take their customers seriously anyway? And let's not forget their useless tutorial, which apparently no one follows, not even their own crew.
So, if you ever find yourself renting a boat from this company, don't bother with their tutorial. Just bring a hazmat suit and a gallon of bleach, and you might survive the experience. And as for the company, I suggest they hire a new crew, one that knows how to clean a boat properly and doesn't leave rotting fish flash lying around.
In conclusion, this tale is a cautionary one. It reminds us to always speak up when we are not satisfied with a company's service, but also to be prepared for the consequences. And, of course, to always bring a hazmat suit when renting a boat from Skipperi.
7 March 2023
Unprompted review