I bought leather shoes and they were …
I bought leather shoes and they were beautifully manufactured and very impressive. I then bought a leather belt. As I was walking home from the grocery store one evening I seemed to lose track of time and everything turned into a haze. My legs kept moving as though there were being controlled from my shoes up and not my brain down. Before I knew it I was miles from my house at an intersection I had never been to before. When I came to and finally realized where I was and tried to turn away from the intersection but every time I turned my belt starting squeezing my abdomen. The more I turned the harder it squeezed. The pain became so great that I dropped to my knees and I heard a crash in my head and and the sound of an older man and women scream,"Tabitha!!!" I was on all fours next to the intersection and opened my eyes and looked up and there in front of me I saw a cross someone had put on the side of the street of a young girl Tabitha Sorensen who had apparently been killed at the same intersection the year prior. I ripped the belt off and the shoes and walked down the street with them in my hands. It would appear that I was wearing young Tabithas skin and her "loving" mother and father sold her skin to these dirt merchants. I wept as I walked. I wept not for Tabitha, but for the fact that when I saw the true color of the belt and shoes in the streetlight they were a lot lighter than I had realized and I just spent like 28,000 dollars on a belt and shoes. So I exchanged it for a belt and wallet of a black dudes skin and it matches my wardrobe better. They accept exchanges!!!Who da hell woulda thought!!! Great customer service!
