I’ve been a paying subscriber and…
I’ve been a paying subscriber and repeat customer of Hoplark because the product itself is genuinely excellent. Unfortunately, the customer service experience is so poor that it’s reached a point where I’m reconsidering continuing at all.
There is no reliable way to reach a real human being. Emails go unanswered or are met with vague, non-helpful responses that don’t actually address the question being asked. Communication is inconsistent and often misleading.
As of now, I have orders placed back in November that still haven’t shipped, yet I continue to receive automated emails saying they’re “scheduled for delivery.” Meanwhile, my subscription is backing up to the point where the next order is about to process before the previous one has even left the warehouse.
I’ve even placed multiple separate orders simply to try to get product sooner — not because I wanted to, but because I’ve learned to expect delays of weeks with no explanation.
It’s incredibly frustrating because Hoplark has a great product, but the customer service operation feels completely broken. If they invested even minimally in transparent communication and basic order management, this would be a five-star company. As it stands, it’s not.



